What did the mathematician get when he solved a probability equation?
Satisfraction.
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A mathematician was trying to cross a river. He had six kids with him before crossing, but only five after. What happened?
He forgot to carry the one.
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Why did the mathematician quit being a detective?
He ran across an ambiguous case.
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Why did the math empire fall?
Too much division.
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How do you settle an argument between a lumberjack and a beaver?
Refer to the log laws.
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What’s a math loving beaver’s favorite type of music?
Log-a-rhythm.
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Our lives are like the forces within an accelerating frame of reference: they don’t add up.
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Life is like the law of conservation of linear momentum: you get back what you put in.
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Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?
She’s definitely plotting something.
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